Bits and Pieces

by Gordon Dyer

'New' 1959 Frogeye Austin Healy Sprite

Outside "The Rat Inn"

Reason and Rhyme (and Rhythm)


There is a balance of Reason and Rhyme

in all of our poems, across all of time.

We strive for the reason, the meaning of words,

and try to miss potholes in rhyme and in verse.


Our cart trundles on down an old country lane,

where rhythm is found when wheels miss the pain

of hitting a hole that might crack the rim

and meaning is held, steering words that are trim.


We wobble along, pulling reins, hitting holes,

And strive for a path that gives meaning to those

who ride in the cart, but need a smooth line

to understand us, across all of time.


15 Feb 2023

© Gordon Dyer 2023

Pastoral Life


We sit by a stream where the water flows,

Like rippling thoughts and babbling words,

Where the sun shines down warming your soft skin,

Where the autumn leaves fall and float within

My thoughts that move with the trickling stream,

Tumbling along to find what they mean.


The trees barely move, they whisper at us,

Holding onto their leaves without any fuss.

They grow their offspring with patience and grace,

Who blow with the wind to find their own place.


They're fed by the air and the earth where they stand.

They don't have to plough or nurture the land.

They are happy just to be where they are,

Not like us who want to travel afar,

Which is how we came here to sit by the stream,

Finding out what our lives can possibly mean.


© Gordon Dyer 2023


The ideas for this poem began when I was listening to 

'Leaf and Stream' by Wishbone Ash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB6fCuxGvAw

Our Purpose


We think that the whole universe 

Was created for our purpose,

But the truth is just the opposite,

We are little by-products of it.


A walk on the green hills

Where we don't interfere,

Makes the truth of our place

So obviously clear.


© Gordon Dyer 2023

Caw Gap Cow Pat


Before a good walk I polished my boots, 

wondering if Romans polished theirs too.

I walked up the wall to the West of Steel wood, 

along to Caw Gap where a Roman turret stood.


I took a close photo at Caw Gap,

Then needing more space, I stood well back -

My foot slithered down and made a loud splat,

Into a great big sloppy cow pat.


It was the biggest cow pat seen that day,

From sunny Wallsend to Bowness-on-Solway.

Luckily the soft grass saved the fateful day,

Wiping the sloppy shit on my boots away.


© Gordon Dyer 2023

A Bargain LP

(from an incident in Leeds in 1975)


There once was a man with a spare LP,

which he tried to sell to make some money.


By pestering two lads with long hair and flairs,

He thought he would profit from this green pair.


"You can have this for free if you want to donate"

 (...to a charity whose fund is very opaque).


The LP was taken to stop the non-sense

and all he got back was a shiny ten pence!


© Gordon Dyer 2023

A Pinch of Salt

(A comment on free speech and thought)


The anchor is weighed and the ship sails on,

the journey of life has just begun.

With accurate hands I coil up the rope,

giving all who sail a feeling of hope

that it's ready for when we find the land,

where joy gives us hope and extremes are banned.


With my spyglass at hand in the 'nest up high,

I search for a land where we all can comply

with reason and doubt, moderation and fun,

and no blinkered views of our horizon.

Where words are served up with a pinch of salt,

and the taste of our views is nobody's fault.


© Gordon Dyer 2023

A visiting friend on the veranda, waiting for more nuts...

Her Last Garden


The bees and birds sing together

Humming and flitting around the heather.

Chirping in song are blackbirds and thrushes,

Wrens build nests inside the bushes,

They love the protection of a big hornbeam,

escaping from prowling cats, unseen.


Marigolds give the beds a glow

of orange that warms her resting soul.


The heather is green after its short spring flower

when snowdrops and crocus survived the snow shower.

Snow long forgotten as summer sun 

now bakes the roses and poppies for fun.


Granny sits sipping a warm milky tea

and with a grin she remembers with glee

her time spent weeding the herbaceous border

at Garden Cottage, where her energy allowed her

to fly about doing so many things,

but now it's as if someone clipped her wings.


Her thoughts turn to elephants in the town,

she's a little girl now without the frown

from being old and having to sit down.


She skips and runs through Jesmond Dene

and remembers the cook so jolly, not lean,

with a big round face and rosy cheeks

from cooking at the old hot range for weeks.

She's ready to roast the beef and veg

with parsnips placed along the edge.


(Back at Halorshield...)


There's a soft french smell of lavender bushes

with some weeds and moss along the edges.

Ants love the cracks between paving stones

pushing up piles of grit around holes.


Her smile returns as she sits there

with blanket on knees in her wheelchair.

She loved the sun, the wind, the rain

and she'd love to sit in the garden again.


© Gordon Dyer August 2022

The fridge door seal became very leaky causing the contents to warm and condensation to freeze into large blocks of ice at the back of the fridge...


LEMON TWIST


Where bacteria do thrive

and arctic conditions 

push food alive 

out of the door, 

can we survive?


Icebergs fit to sink Titanic 

uncomfortably sit in silent panic,

warming, melting into the drain, 

crying, cracking as if in pain?

No, just chosen not to be,

by the heat and entropy.


Lemon Myrtled, sparking clean,

bug-free shelves can now be seen.

And with a quick twist of cloth,

they gleam in shining glory,

ready for the next food story.


© Gordon Dyer 2022

A Letter to the Papers

I have a very good friend who regularly writes to the newspapers expressing the views of the silent majority in this country.

However, I fear the words of Ian McDonald are true: 

"I talk to the wind

My words are all carried away

I talk to the wind

The wind does not hear

The wind cannot hear"


King Crimson, 1969.

21st Century Schizoid Man is well and truly established.

Gibberish


(A comment on the treatment of Victorian gentlemen by WOKE)


If only they knew that Mr Lear

had his language adopted with hardly a sneer.


And that is in spite of burning his book

in ignorant protest, not even a look

at past deeds done with noble intent

and thoughts which all were very well meant.


Like tourists flocking down to the beach

they soon destroy what they seek to reach.

HP calculators were an essential tool for my work and here is a hommage to them, built to learn C++ programming:

sites.google.com/view/calculator-gd9841r/home 


A 5 minute contribution to the poetry genre:


My code is writ

My memory stored

I’m ready now for my reward

The power surges

Display shines bright

Ready now for my delight

My buttons click as fingers tap

My numbers flash while circuits map

The answer's given and I’m his slave

My master's happy don’t misbehave

And now I sit there quite benign

Until I get another sine.


Chris. Greasley

If you are interested in microwave oscillators, here is some history about them. My PhD Thesis from 1981:

sites.google.com/view/gordon-dyer-phd-thesis-1981/home 

As an undergraduate I used an English Electric KDF9 computer at Leeds University in 1974 and 1975. I kept a copy of the programmes I wrote and they are in the document shown below..

There was also a program for writing "poetry" using semi-random word sequences sorted into grammatical phrases, I think the words were classified as nouns, adjectives and verbs. The first two pages of this document show two of the "poems" it created.

It could be thought of as very early AI (Artificial Intelligence), but if you ask ChatGPT-4 [https://openai.com/product/gpt-4] to write a poem for you now, you will find a stark contrast in the results compared to this 1970's technology.

KDF9 Fortran Programs 1974-75s.pdf

The Eldon 2 Operating System for KDF9

Eldon2* is an operating system for a KDF9 computer which has been developed by the Computing Laboratory at Leeds University. The system provides conversational file maintenance, multiple remote job entry into either a background or foreground job queue (the latter ofiering a turn round time of a few minutes), and efficient processing of background jobs. A disc based filing system with archive and retrieval facilities for less frequently used files is accessible via a variety of external media and the system incorporates automatic accounting for all work processed. Use of this system has increased CPU utilisation from about 50% to about 85% and allows the processing of over 1,000 jobs per day. (Received December 1969)

The speed of the computer is indicated in this extract from a marketing brochure,  It had a magnetic core memory with an access time of 6 micro-seconds.

English_Electric_KDF9.1961.pdf